Why are you here?
We don't know either. But hey, you're here now, so let's make the most of it. Which of these zebras is you?
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Fun Facts:
- AWZSE stands for Absolutely Wild Zebra Space Exploration.
- We have no zebras. Or spaceships. Or exploration.
- But we do have this website. So that's something.
Top 5 Reasons to Stay on This Page:
- You have nothing better to do.
- You’re procrastinating on something important.
- You’re curious if this page gets any better (spoiler: it doesn’t).
- You’re waiting for the pizza delivery guy.
- You accidentally clicked here and now you’re stuck.
Our Mission Statement:
"To boldly go where no zebra has gone before... except we don’t have zebras."
Testimonials:
"This website changed my life. I now waste even more time online! Before discovering AWZSE.com, I was a productive member of society. Now, I spend my days pondering the mysteries of zebra space exploration and clicking random buttons for no reason. 10/10 would recommend to anyone looking to derail their life in the most entertaining way possible!" - A Random Visitor
"I came here for the zebras. I stayed for the nonsense. Honestly, this site is a bit of a letdown. Who's Mark, and why did he miss this site so much?" - I am Mark
FAQ:
Q: What is AWZSE.com?
A: A website. Obviously.
Q: Why does this website exist?
A: We’re still trying to figure that out.
Q: Can I join the zebra space program?
A: Sure, but you’ll need to bring your own zebra.
Q: Is this website serious?
A: As serious as a zebra in a spacesuit.
Q: What’s the meaning of life?
A: 42. Or maybe it’s zebras. We’re not sure.
Q: Can I contact customer support?
A: Only if you can find them. Good luck!
Q: Why are there no zebras here?
A: They’re on vacation. Check back later.
Q: What’s the best way to explore space?
A: With a zebra-powered rocket, obviously.
Q: Can I submit my own FAQ question?
A: Sure, but we might ignore it. No promises.